Just because I’m celebrating my own personal “No Booze
January,” I’m not exempt from partaking in some serious debates among drinking
buddies. Here are a lucky 13 topics
recently discussed among a drink or two (or more recently, none, in my case):
- Why do some drunk people repeat themselves like a broken record?
- Suffering from a bout of diarrhea in the Brewhaus bathroom – one man’s personal nightmare
- The difference between hitting a deer and the deer hitting you
- The impact of a low interest rate environment on wealth distribution
- One of the rules for happy living – never turn down a mint
- Hitting on hot chicks – when it’s actually better to be sorry than safe, the exception to the rule
- Lamenting the demise of Stuckey’s restaurants in the South
- The difference between a scarf, an ascot and a cravat
- The history of the condom and how the British improved upon it by replacing goat intestines with sheep intestines
- The politically incorrect genius and legacy of Foster Brooks
- Why nobody vacations in Des Moines, Iowa
- Regular sexual activity as a cure for surliness
- The criteria used to determine the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize (and how in the world did Yasser Arafat once qualify, anyway?)
There you have it … Look for a fabulous 14th
edition in the next month or two … probably depending on when my self-imposed exile
from imbibing in spirits comes to an end.
1 comment:
I love the hitting on hot chicks and the exception to the rule. Lol -Bucko
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