While I await the technical capabilities to do more
complicated blogging, here’s the tenth and most recent offering of topics that
have been hotly debated – or at least somewhat mulled over – during the
consumption of our favorite beverages:
- Ernest Borgnine’s masturbation habits as the key to his longevity
- the world’s unfunniest comedians (e.g., Gilbert Gottfried)
- the price of corn futures
- what the Mayans really had in mind when they ended their calendar in 2012 – did they just not select a large enough stone surface?
- the disappointment surrounding the fact that the soft drink Tab is no longer available, except in Jewish markets
- how an Amtrak train disposes of sewage, and why you really don’t want to walk along the tracks
- Christmas songs that should have never been recorded
- why sugary drinks are more likely to cause hangovers
- the meaning behind the Hollies’ song “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother”
- would licking the Brewhaus carpet be a suitable challenge for the TV show “Fear Factor”?
Ten topics for a tenth edition – all of which were
actually discussed at the bar famous for having the grungiest carpet in
downtown Springfield, Ill. But, really, it
only adds to the charm of the place. I
can only imagine what will the topics for the next edition will be about. And I bet I won’t have to imagine too
long.
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